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Long Dog, Short Temper

Long Dog, Short Temper

£13.00
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A playful vintage-style wall-art print featuring a wide-eyed black dachshund, bold red lettering and a warm, timeworn beige ground, finished with the wonderfully deadpan lines ‘Grumpy Sausage’ and ‘Long. Very Long.’

Product Details

☑ Ready to hang - hanging kit included.
☑ Eco-friendly, fade-resistant inks.
☑ Museum-quality, high-resolution print.
☑ Moisture- & damage-resistant.
☑ Handcrafted to order.

Delivery

‣ Processing: 1–3 business days
‣ UK: 1–3 business days
‣ US: 4–7 business days
‣ Canada: 5–9 business days
‣ Framed canvas: allow 1–2 extra days for hand-assembly
Estimates only — may vary at peak times.

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• Not happy? Contact us within 30 days.
• Damaged? Free replacement, just send a photo.
• Ships in eco-friendly, gift-ready packaging.
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